It's so nice to not be disappointed. I waited eagerly for the release of this one, and then I didn't see it for, oh, a month or so. What can I say? Sometimes I'm busier than I think I am. The point is that I finally did have the pleasure of viewing this flick, and I enjoyed it immensely!I'm not a Star Trek fan. I've never seen any of the old TV shows, and have only seen one movie at the request of my cousin Jeremy when we were 11, and the "save the whales" track of it was a bit too much propaganda for me. Don't get me wrong--I think we should save the whales. I just hate it when movies people view for sheer entertainment value (come on, we're not talking Life is Beautiful or Schindler's List people) have a blatant, "underlying" theme. For example, I loved the movie Ferngullyas a child, but when I watched it recently (hey, my sister and I were going through a nostalgic phase--sue me), I was pretty annoyed with the whole brainwashing side of it. The movie's not even about fairies! It makes me feel like the movie producers are trying to manipulate me, which is truly irking, especially when I already agree with the idea they're trying to get across. Then I don't have the luxury of rolling my eyes and proclaiming them an idiot.
Sorry, major tangent. What I meant to say was:
I didn't care for the Star Trek movies of the past, which just shows how masterfully done the trailer was for this one because I was excited to see it. Even with zero knowledge of Trek history, the movie was easy to follow and thoroughly entertaining. Fast-paced and with a twist of comedy in all the right spots, the film made me forget that whole plan to go get my free refill of popcorn. In addition, Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto light up the screen with wild, youthful charisma, and leave me hoping that another installment will find its way to theaters. Major orchid.
I am honest, sarcastic, ruthless, and not above using ridiculous words like "incandescent" when something is truly deserving. Books, movies, TV shows, music, restaurants--I have opinions on them all. Enjoy!
Dandelion: Cute and bright when first bloomed, but a dime a dozen; a fast-growing trend, that soon reveals itself an annoying, meaningless ball of fuzzy gray fluff. Anything that earns a "dandelion" label has no real depth beyond its initial aesthetic appeal.
Daisy: Good. Pretty. Simple. It is what it seems. Nothing incredibly special or rare, but it brings a smile to your face every time you look at it.
Orchid: Wild and exotic, the orchid survives amidst the most challenging environments without relinquishing its gentle beauty. An orchid requires minimal care and attention, and should not be over-watered--just take it as it is, a rare beauty.
Poison Ivy: Horrible, itchy, rash-causing plant that fooled you into thinking it was just another plant. It causes misery and physical discomfort, and you wish you'd run screaming from the hills rather than spend even a second in its company.
Live Oak: Elegant and majestic, an oak tree should outlast us all. A work/place that can stand the test of time. Though not as flashy and exotic as the rare orchid flower, the elegance of the oak has deep roots and nearly indomitable strength.
Hurricane: A complete, total disaster.
Morning Glory: Started off strong, but just didn't have what it takes to make it through to the end.
Azalea: Beautiful and vibrant in its own right, and in its own region, an "azalea" will do well within its own area. An azalea should not try branching out into other genres, venues, etc., because it will wither away to nothing.
Honeysuckle: They tempt you with sweetness, lure you in with tantalizing scents, and leave you disappointed. The single drop of "honey" does next to nothing to satisfy the craving its smell inspired, and all the anticipation was for naught.
Zephyr: A highly unexpected, refreshing gust of fresh, light-hearted air; surprising and utterly delightful, a zephyr can knock your socks off and leave you dazzled for days.
Mud puddle: Anything that's just kind of blah. It's brown and mucky and not really horrible, but very, very blah.
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